1. The Chatterbox This
is the woman who never shuts up, barely stopping to breathe. Seemingly
only concerned about what is going on in her life, she always has to
make a comment about everything and dominates conversations.
2. The Desperate Chick This
type of woman will seem fantastic at first, until she starts talking
about your wedding location, how many kids she wants and the name of
your future dog–right after the first date! When a woman advances WAY
faster than normal, watch out. She NEEDS a man so bad that she’s willing
to put anybody in that slot, even the homeless guy on the corner.
3. The Overly-Critical Woman Anything
you do for this type of woman is simply not good enough. Nothing seems
to work unless it is done according to her standards. Anything that is
said by anyone will be quickly taken out of context to become some sort
of insult or some reason to wage war against the world. This type of
woman has plenty of emotional baggage and will make you an angry and
bitter person as there will be nothing but misery with her.
4. The Bimbo This
type of woman can’t obtain a basic grade but has managed to secure a
PhD in the science of the bedroom. This is an intellectually challenged
woman who looks great but, in all honesty, shouldn’t open her mouth. Her
skills are unquestionably only rooted in the physical realm and unless
you’re just after one-night stands, you do not want to bring a stupid
girl home to meet Mom and Dad.
5. The High Maintenance Chick If
this type of woman breaks a nail, she expects you to drop everything
you’re doing to drive her to the salon immediately. Her daddy always
told her she was a princess and she expects to be treated like one at
all times. She has expensive taste and expects you to shower her with
only the best things and take her out to posh places on a regular basis.
6. The Clingy Girl This
woman is a nuisance who can’t go anywhere or do anything without the
company of her man. She’ll adopt your interests, calls 20 times a day
and fly off the handle anytime she’s not around to monitor your
behavior. This type of woman will smother any chance of you missing her
by insisting that you spend every waking moment with her, refusing to
let you go out with the boys or spend any significant amount of time
with anyone else.
7. The Baby’s Mama This
woman has a great physique, great personality and her toes are pretty
too! There’s only one problem–she’s got a pretty large amount of
children with assorted “baby-daddy’s”, and when women like this get
desperate, any and every guy has the potential to be “daddy.” This woman
got knocked up by somebody that she was supposedly in love with, and
not only is she a bad judge of character, she’s GROSSLY irresponsible.
The same guys that are “jerks” now are the same guys she once thought
the world of and had unprotected s*x with.
8. The Gold Digger The
Gold-Digger will compliment you on your expensive watch, ask you what
kind of car you drive, what you do for a living, where you live and so
on. Like the high maintenance woman, the Gold Digger is basically
looking for a sugar daddy, she’ll size you up within the first five
minutes and drop you just as quickly if your cash flow runs out and you
can’t take her shopping anymore. These types of women will just suck
your wallet dry and leave you emasculated. Fortunately,you can usually
see this type coming from a mile away.
9. The Club Girl Club
girls are nothing more than fantasy women who have been practically
living in bars and clubs since they hit the legal drinking age. They
have beautiful faces with full lips, big doe eyes, great legs, and all
the curves you could ever ask for. The problem in dating these women is
that they love to wear clothes that show off their great assets not just
to you, but to every Tom, man-hood and Harry on the street. A woman
like this maybe carefree and wild; however, once you take a closer look,
you’ll realize that her entire life is a party and most nights will end
with her puking in your car.
10. The Feminist This
type of woman can never be pleased by a man and she believes that men
are the cause of all the pains and suffering of society. It is her
strong belief that women are much more intelligent than men and are
capable of doing things “the right way”. You don’t want to waste any
time with this type of woman because anything that you do will always be
negative to her.